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Jún.19-21: 12.C. és 12.D. szóbeli érettségi vizsgák

Jún.26-28: 12.A. szóbeli érettségi vizsgák

Jún.30.: Tanévzáró értekezlet

 

 

 


Jáky Könyvtár

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Székesfehérvári építőipari mérnöki iroda keres minimum magasépítő technikus végzettségű munkájára igényes, nagy munkaképességű AutoCAD-es szerkesztő-rajzoló kollégát fő állásba, hosszú távra.
Auto-CAD, Word, Excel felhasználói szintű tudása elengedhetetlen feltétel. Auto-CAD Architectural ismerete előny.
Elsősorban építészeti, statikai és villamos tervek szerkesztése-rajzolása lenne a feladat. Gyors tanulóképesség és mielőbbi önálló munkavégzés szükséges.
Fiatalos, vidám hangulatú irodában biztos folyamatos munkahely. Nem a szigorú munkaidő keret kitöltése a lényeg nálunk, hanem az adott munka elvégzése a lehető legrövidebb határidővel.

Bérezés a kezdeti betanuló 1-3 hónap próbaidő után fix bér + prémium.

Amennyiben érdekli a betöltendő munkakör, kérjük, hogy önéletrajzát és motivációs levelét fizetési igényének megjelölésével a tendercad@gmail.com e-mail címre küldje el.

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Geleszné Földváry Viktória


2016-17

- Halloween has its magic moments. Szűcs Andris, 11. A  and Palkovics Bence, 11. D prepared a super presentation on the history of this tradition. Their poster, full of bats and witches, sends shivers down our spines.

Szücs & Palkovits

- Nagy Feri, 10. B told us about the origin of Thanksgiving traditions and how it is celebrated in the USA in our days. Luckily - thanks to the American president - there's at least one turkey that survives this mass killing.

Nagy Feri 2017

- In our traditional Valentine Day pronunciation competition 6 students read the story of the SWAN IN LOVE.
The best interpretation belongs to Hopka Gergely from class 9.D. , the second place is taken by Helbig Nick from class 9.D and they are followed by Verebi Roland from class 12. D. Their teacher is Nardai Marta. Well done boys !

English Spc. 2017

- In the English translation competition 12 students compared their writing skills on November 21st. This time jokes were translated.
Te absolute winner is Varjaskéri Zalán from class 13.B. He's followed by Váli Ádám from class 12. D. and the bronze  medal goes to Juhász Ádám from class 13. B. Congratulation guys!  It's great fun to read your jokes. : - )


ADGE theatre is back to our city with a fantastic performance of Oliver Twist on 24th November. Don't forget to book your seats .

 

 


2015-16


- On April 29th 25 students saw the show Daydreamers by Bodor- Gerner dealing with the urgent problem of migration.
- November 18th 14:15 Internet English translation competition. Come and try your artistic skills.
-January 28th 2016 The Canterville Ghost at Vörösmarty theatre by the American Drama Group Europe
The Internet English Poem Translation Competition attracted 13 students. The best translations can be seen below.
Congratulations to the contestants!
1st place Szaller Ádám 11.C   2nd place Mészáros Szabolcs 11.C    3rd place  Hamary Dávid 12.D.

Szaller-Mészáros Hamary

Alex's Allergy  by Kenn Nesbitt
Alex had an allergy
that no one could explain.
It made him wheeze and cough and sneeze
and moan and groan in pain.
A single slight exposure,
and he’d start to squawk and squeal.
A second time ensured
that he’d be barking like a seal.
He’d salivate and slobber
as his nose began to twitch.
He’d squirm and say his body felt
like one gigantic itch.
At last they found the cause,
which Alex thought was pretty cool.
So now he stays at home;
he is allergic to his school.

 

 

Csukás István: Sünmese
Tüskéshátú sün barátom,
Merre jártál, mondd, a nyáron?
Itt az ősz, a lomb lehullt már,
Most látlak, hogy előbújtál.
Körmöd kopog, eliramlasz,
Vigyázz, itt a tél, te mamlasz!
De a sün nem jön zavarba,
Belebújik az avarba.

Allergiás Alex translated by Szaller Ádám
Alex elkapott egy allergiát
Senki sem tudta, mi lelte az okát.
Trüsszentett, köhögött és zihált
De csak nyögött és nyögött fájdalmában.
Egy egyszerű enyhe hatásra
Rikácsolni, visítozni kezdett.
Második enyhe hatásra
Fókaként ugatni kezdett.
Nyáladzott és nyálazott
De az orra rángatózott.
Fészkalódott, s mondta: testét
Elkapta egy hatalmas viszketés.
Legalább megtalálta az okot
Melyre Alex végig gondolt.
Tehát most otthol maradt;
Mert allergiás az iskolától.

Alex allergiája translated by Mészáros Szabolcs
Alexnak volt egy allergiája
Melynek nem volt magyarázata
Liheget, köhögött és tüsszentett tőle rendesen
Nyögött s nyögött a fájdalomba hevesen.
Az egyetlen megoldás
Ha rákezd a visításra, rikácsolásra
Másodjára a gyógymód oka
Ugatnia kell, mint egy fóka
Nyáladzott s nyáladzott
Míg az orrát ki rántotta
Fészkelődött jobbra-balra
Testét fertelmes viszketés zavarta
Alex megtalálta az okot
Alex szerint most jó
Otthon marad izibe
Az ő allergiája az isike.


Alex Allergiája translated by Hamnary Dávid
Alex allergiás volt
nem tudja miért.
Köhögött, tüsszögve szólt,
kit fájdalom ért.
Mikor kissé előjött
rikácsolt és visított.
Mikor ismét előtört
mint egy fóka ugatott.
Szájából folyt a nyála,
orrát pedig rántgatta.
Úgy érezte teste hada,
mintha kiütés lett volna.
Megtalálták az okot
aminek Alex vígan hódolt!
Mostanában otthon marad
Az iskola-titisz miatt.

The Hedgehog tale translated by Szaller Ádám


My prickly hedgehog friend,
Where have you been in the summer end?
The fall is here, the leaves has already fellt
I see you now, you have to came out.
Your nails are knocking, and you gone
Look out, the winter is comming back you oaf.
But the hedgehog doesn’t confused
And he step into the fallen leaves



2014-15

This academic year is an important milestone in our school's life.

Jáky is celebrating the 65th anniversary of its foundation.

To celebrate it the current students of Jáky are going to interview former students who have achieved excellent result in different areas of life.
The interviewees include a traffic engineer working in Germany, a physicist student at ELU, a communication expert and musician. The list is not complete yet.
The interviews are conducted in English. I'm sure the participants will enjoy working on the project and will benefit a lot from it.

The interviews have been completed : -)
Read about VEIGER DÁNIEL and his life and university studies in Scotland. The interviewer is GAZDAG GÁBOR from class 14B.

Click here for the whole interview.

Gazdagg 2015

For the interview with Rozgonyi Áron click here. He talks about his success at the Junior Scientific and Innovation Talent Scout Competition. (Hungarian version)
Interviewers :Bálint Márk and Hamary Dávid, class 11. D.

Hamary - Bálint

Flibert Zoltán- an SAP specialist has given an interview about his experience in Stuttgart, Germany. Click here for the story. (Hungarian version)
Interviewers: Szántó Ákos and Cserni Sándor,11. D.

Szántó - Cserni

Turóczi Tünde has answered Salamon Kitty and Hoch Zsófia's questions.

Turoczi

Belák Márió has been interviewed by Harmati Kitti and Zsolnay Flóra, class 10. C.

Click here if you want to find out his answers.

Harmati - Zsolnai

In the Internet English Translation Competition 14 students of English participated from the whole Belvárosi School.
Jáky was represented by Hamary Dávid, Mekota Norbert, Szabó Patrik and Horváth Péter.
I’d like to thank everybody for coming.
I’m sure it was fun to translate these humorous poems.
CONGRATULATIONS to  the WINNER - HAMARY DÁVID, class 11D -   for his excellent translation, which brought smile from ear to ear on our faces.

Geleszne - Hamary

Hamary Dávid with his teacher Geleszné F Viktória

-Kenn Nesbitt
My teacher ate my homework,
which I thought was rather odd.
He sniffed at it and smiled
with an approving sort of nod.



He took a little nibble --
it's unusual, but true --
then had a somewhat larger bite
and gave a thoughtful chew.


I think he must have liked it,
for he really went to town.
He gobbled it with gusto
and he wolfed the whole thing down.

He licked off all his fingers,
gave a burp and said, "You pass."
I guess that's how they grade you
when you're in a cooking class.

Gazdag Erzsébet: Hóember
Udvarunkon, ablak alatt,
Álldogál egy furcsa alak.

Hóból van a keze, lába,
Fehér hóból a ruhája.

Hóból annak mindene,
Szénből csupán a szeme.

Vesszőseprű hóna alatt,
Feje búbján köcsögkalap
Hamary Dávid's translation :
Kenn Nesbitt
A tanári segédlet: felfalta a leckémet..
azt gondoltam páratlan, hogy a tanár rákattant.
Szippantott és mosolygott,
Helyeselve bólintott
Egy keveset majszolt --
Szokatlan de igaz volt--
Még nagyobbat harapott,
Majd gondolkodva csámcsogott..

Bizonyára tetszett,
Hisz sietve elment.
Élvezettel falta be,
És nyelte le azt egészbe.
Mind az ujját megnyalván:
Böffentvén:”Átmentél a vizsgán!”
Így zajlhat az osztályzás,
Ha szakács lesz az osztálytárs.

Gazdag Erzsébet: Snowman
In the garden, under the window.
There’s a strange figure,standing here now.
His hands ,and legs are made from snow,
Like the little clothes in the bodyshow.

He’s full snow,
But eyes isn’t Oh..

A wisp under his hand
There’s a jug on his head.

The annual Jáky Internet Competition will be held on 26th November.
The tasks are: translation of funny poems into English and into Hungarian. Every Belvárosi student can take part in it.  Come and have fun!


Tóparti Secondary School is organizing a Nice pronunciation competition on 25th November.
The participants from Jáky are : Kovács Laura 12.D -teacher Hortobágyi Marina and Bálint Márk- teacher Geleszné F Viktória. We cross our fingers for you.

FRANKENSTEIN and his MONSTER
is coming to Székesfehérvár on 18th February in a fantastic ADGE show. Prepare yourself for the excitement.
The show was amusing and the actors and the actress performed wholeheartedly. All the 69 jáky students enjoyed it.


 


2013-2014

Rozgonyi Áron and Németh Richárd from class 12. D with their poster on Mars Expedition and Atlantis, the lost continent.

 

Rozgonyi eng 2014

FREE MOCK EXAM AT KATEDRA LANGUAGE SCHOOL: 27th February 2014

MERRY XMAS TO EVERYBODY !!!!!!!

- The annual Jáky Internet English Competition was held on 26th November between 14:30 and 15:30.
I chose 1 amusing poem by  Walter Occleston to translate from English into Hungarian and 2 short ones to translate from Hungarian into English.
The atmosphere was excellent and it was my pleasure to watch the 23 enthusiastic students trying to find the best rhymes.
From Jáky 9 students:  Magyar Csaba, Hegyi Kornél, Kovács Laura, Bors Zoltán, Sipőcz Attila, Mekota Norbert, Szabó Patrik, Horváth Péter and Peresztegi Veronika translated the funny lines.
Thank you my fellow teachers Hortobágy Marina and Sárkány Rita for their help in checking the poems.

Click here if you'd like to see the photos.
The most precise and artistic translation was handed in by Magyar Csaba, which can be read below.

http://egyszervolt.hu/vers
Muskát Zsuzsa: A giliszta
Pityereg a kis giliszta
Nem lehetek masiniszta
Anyja mondja: "Fogjál halat.
Tudhatnád! A legjobb falat."

Varró Dániel: Buszvezetők
A buszvezetők mind mogorvák,
Odacsukják az utasok orrát.
Ahogy az orrok ellilulnak,
A buszvezetők felvidulnak.


Walter Occleston www.occleston.com
A strange thing is a platypus,
it doesn't look a bit like us.
It’s not related to the Camel,
but it really is a mammal.

Got no teeth, it has to suck,
big flat beak just like a duck.
Mum lays eggs, I have heard,
even though she’s not a bird.

As a den I might have guessed,
underground she has a nest.
Inside ears and what the heck,
it’s really true they have no neck.

I don’t know if you boil or fry,
when you're making Platy pie.

Magyar Csaba    13/B
Muskát Zsuzsa: A Giliszta
Cry the little wormy does
I can’t be the one who drives
Mother says: „You must find fish.
You know they’re the best bits.”

Varró Dániel : Buszvezetők
Every bus driver is grumpy,
For discomfort they’re hungry.
When you hit your nose in a turn,
They will laugh inside like a turd.

A kacsacsőrű:
Fura ez a kacsacsőrű,
Hozzák nem túl hasonszőrű.
Nincs sok köze a tevéhez,
Sokkal inkább emlősékhez.
Nincsen foga szívnia kell,
S nem sokra megy egy csőrrel.
Anyja tojást rak úgy tudom,
Mégsem mondanám hogy tulok.

Mivel ők nem túl merészek,
Föld alatt van a kis fészek.
Nem látni se fület, nyakat
Mi a fene, furcsa fajzat.

Sütni vagy forralni kéne,
Anya kérdezte pitéhez.

KEEPSAKE from the United States

for sending your answers click here

deadline : 31 December 2013



I. Thousands of tourists visit these American places day by day. Where can they be found and what makes them so impressive ?

Eng 2013 f
Eng 2013 a

II.The following signs refer to an acute problem encountered in most public areas. What kind of problem is it ? Which photo do you prefer and why?

Eng 2013 b

Eng 2013 c

III. These photos were taken on the streets of New York. Some people find them really funny.  Do you agree with them? Why/why not?

Eng 2013 d

Eng 2013 e

IV. As Christmas is approaching I'd like to share with you a painting from the Amish County,
Lancaster, PA. What do you think these words really mean? Explain them in English.

Eng 2013 g

- Great news again !
After ADGE's and my negotiations with Vörösmarty Theatre we've managed to settle a date for the latest ADGEurope show in Székesfehérvár : - ).
On 7th March at 9:00 and 11:15 the shows will continue in Székefehérvár with a real pearl: PETER PAN !!!!
Is not it just fantastic to save the time and the fare of travelling to Budapest theatres?
You can start booking your seats........


- Do you want to be rewarded?
Then make a poster or a power point presentation about the most spectacular landmarks or places in the world you have been to or would like to see.
The title is: TOURIST PARADISES
Tell us what you like about them and why you think they are worth visiting. Don’t forget to illustrate your project.
You can work individually or in pairs.
Length:
at least 4000 characters, plus pictures, drawings, images.
The most interesting projects will be rewarded with "mark 5" and uploaded.
Deadline: 15th December 2013
If I were you, I wouldn't miss it.

Deadline for OKTV : 20th September



2012-2013 NEWS


- 26th April a fantastic performance again: it's Brave New World by ADGE in Budapest!  72 students want to see it !

-On 15th January 2013 we had a special guest in our "Live English lessons". Elena Pshenitsyna, a 4th-year translator student from Open Space Organization
held a discussion about
different means of transportation, and the fun and dangers of hitchhiking in class 12 B. She also visited 12th year final exam preparatory class. Click here for the pictures taken in class 12 B.

- Magyar Csaba, class 12.B, teacher Geleszné F Viktória , on OKTV achieved an amazing 71% result !!!!! We're  very proud of you Csabi !!!!!!

- 30 participants from the whole Belvárosi took part in the 3rd Jáky English Competition.
- Magyar Csaba, from class 12. B won 2nd the place and Kelemen András from 12. B won the  3rd place, their teacher is Geleszné F Viktória.
Their prize is a nice English novel. Congratulations!!

Kelemen

I'm looking forward to YOUR translation. Don't hesitate to send it to us.
Now, here're the original poems and also the cutest translations. Have a good SMILE  : - )

 

Walter Occleston :    http://www.occleston.com
The Hedgehog
A hedgehog is a funny thing, 'twill curl up tightly in a ring,
Tucked up neatly like a ball, you can't see any legs at all
Looking like it could be dead, can't see its bum or even head.
No elbows, ankles, even knees, but be aware it does have fleas.

The Mouse
A mouse is such a funny thing, it cannot dance or even sing.
It simply stands or runs about, twitching whiskers on its snout
Making ladies scream and rant, been known to scare an elephant.
Lives around this earthly rock but I've never seen one in a clock.

The Butterfly
So very strange the Butterfly, to see one as it flutters by,
I am happy just to watch it landing with a gentle touch.
Flutters here, flutters there, I just have to stand and stare.
Not flying straight like any wasp, I can but think that it is lost.

The Pig
I saw a flying pig today, it flew right past me, didn't stay.
I thought they rooted on the ground, never ever soaring round.
Granddad said I'm telling lies, pigs are not seen in the skies.
I hope he sees it very soon, that lovely big hot air balloon.

The Worm
A Worm is such a silly thing, looking like a piece of string.
Can be gardeners' greatest friend but often has a sticky end.
May be used as fishing bait, not a very pleasant fate.
Eating mud, always mucky, could it be, it's just unlucky?

The Rabbit
The rabbit is an awful bore, its only skill is making more.
Favourite saying " What's up Doc", sometimes ends up in a pot.
Can be found in kiddies' toys, loved by all the girls and boys.
One thought only has it got, is that why there's such a lot.?


Magyar Csaba
A sün
A  sün egy vicces kicsi dolog, mikor kúszik, a föld is morog.
Olyan jól van bebugyolálva, ki sem látszik semelyik lába.
Olyan, mint ki halottat játszik, feje, s mása ki nem látszik.
Se könyöke, se bokája, de van neki sok bolhája.

Az egér
Az egér olyan vicces dolog, nem énekel, nem is dobog,
Csak áll vagy futkorászik, s az arcán rángatózik.
Láttán a nők azonnal futnának,  rémmese még az elefántnak.
Ezen kő körül él, de sosem látom úgy, hogy fél.

A pillangó
Oly furcsa a pillangó, olyan ide-oda illongó,
Örülük, ha nézhetem, oly szépen landol a régi kedvencem.
Csap ide, csap oda, figyelem, hogy megy a csoda.
Nem száll egyenest, mint holmi darázs, de tőle nem féltem a garázst.

A malac
Repülő malacot láttam ma, nem szólt semmit, csak áthaladt.
Azt hittem földhöz kötöttek, nem pedig égben röpködnek,
Nagypapa hazugnak hisz, ”malacot levegő sosem visz”.
Hamar látja remélem, a hőlégballont fenn az égen.

A giliszta
A giliszta olyan nevetséges dolog, legjobb hely neki a horog.
Lehet ő a kertészek bálványa, de így is félelemmel teli álma.
Csaliként is használják, nem látja így viszont a családját.
Sarat eszik, folyton piszkos, nem szép élet, az már biztos.

A nyúl
Egy nyúl nem túl addiktív, sokkal inkább produktív.
Mondhatja mi a helyzet, akkor is a fazékból kandikál.
Gyerekjáték közt is lehetne, szeretik őt a kicsik kedvesen.
Egyetlen gondolata lehet, gyerekből ennyit miért készített.


Kelemen András
A sündisznó
A sündisznó egy csintalan állat,
Labdaként összegömbölyödve, így mindig látod,
Néha persze azt hiszed, hogy halott ,
Pedig csak testrészeit nem láthatod.
Semmi hajlat, se térd, se boka,
De vigyázz, mert legjobb fegyvere a bolha!


Láda Zoltán
A sün
A sündisznó egy vicces dolog,
Gyűrű alakban  összgömbölyödhet, akár labda alakot is ölthet,
Egyik lábát sem láthatod,
Úgy néz ki, mint egy halott.
Hogy melyik a feneke, vagy a feje, nem láthatod.
Nincs könyöke, bokája,sem térde, de bolhák még lehetnek benne.


Benkő Dávid
A sün
Vicces dolog a sündisznó,
összetekeredik, és máris olyan , mint egy nagy golyó.
Eltűnnek a lábai is, és holtnak tettetve
láthatatlan lesz mindene, a feje és a feneke.
Se könyöke, se bokája. de még térde sincsen,
azonban száz és száz apró bolha mulat a kis kincsen.

A pillangó
Olyan fura nézni, ahogy a lepke elkezd repülni.
Örömmel bámulom mozgását,
ide-oda leszállva egy-egy virágra.
Csapakod apró szárnyaival,
és az ember nem törődve bánatával mosolyogva nézi röptét,
ami oly szép és kecses.
Mozgása a darázséhoz sem fogható,
sokszor azt hiszem, már nem is látható
.

Egyed Dániel

A sün
A süni nagyon jópofa, gömbölyű, mint egy karika,
Kerekedik, mint a labda, ki sem látszik kicsi lába.
Olyan mintha halott lenne, eltűnik a fara, feje.
Semmi könyök, semmi boka, de benne lehet néhány bolha.

-Are you good at using the internet? Then come to our Jáky English Competition on 21st November at 2:30 pm.
Task: Translation of humorous poems into Hungarian with the help of on-line dictionaries.


SUPER NEWS : - )
- ADGE is visiting Székesfehérvár on 29th November 2012 with A Christmas Carol by C. Dickens.
Don't forget to book your seats in time.

- on 25th October at 14:30 you can sit a 50 minute English Intermediate level mock exam in Bugat. Check your knowledge.....

- with the title WHEN A DREAM COMES TRUE prepare a poster or a presentation of approximately 6000 characters about your own or somebody else's dream-come-true.
deadline: 30th November 2012

Two fantastic posters were made.
- Rozgonyi Áron, class 11. D (teacher consultant Geleszné F Viktória ) wrote about  his dream of becoming a famous scientist and founding a research institution. I cross my fingers for him : - )
Just click here if you want to see his project. Believe me it's worth reading.

-The other super piece of work was produced by Kelemen twins, Márk and András, form class 12. B (teacher consultant Geleszné F Viktória). Their topic is the success of a world famous band Fall out boy. The text was written by András and all the artistic work was made by Márk. Aren't they pretty talented?

Kelemen twins

Click here for the story.

Kelemen a

 



 

2012-2013

JOKES


Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head. The barman asks, "Why are you wearing a pork pie on your head?"
The man replies, "It's a family tradition. We always wear pork pies on our heads on Tuesday."
The barman remarks, "But it's Wednesday."
Sheepishly, the man says, "Man, I must look like a real fool."

Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

Q: Do you know what I got for Christmas?
A. Fat. I got fat.
sent by Egyed Dániel, class 12. B.


A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
"Ouch," he says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog."

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
sent by Kelemen András, 12. B


Funny traslations of Hungarian town names

Sixty: Hatvan
Muddy Stream: Sárospatak
Bottom of the Tent New Place: Sátoraljaújhely
Your Nail: Szeged
Your Heel: Sarkad
Your Plummy Castle: Szilvásvárad
Peaceful: Békés
Callman: Szolnok
Shit Iron: Szarvas
Swordy: Kardos
House of Little Kun Half Past Twelve: Kiskunfélegyháza
Danube New City: Dunaújváros
Tisza Earth Castle: Tiszaföldvár
Nailpile: Szeghalom
His Matter: Baja
Hey! Water!: Hévíz
Light: Fényes
Little Kun Fishy: Kiskunhalas
At down: Lenti
House of Field Smith: Mezőkovácsháza
Newsnaker: Újkígyós
Sainty: Szentes
Little New Flying: Kisújszállás
Gardener Island: Kertészsziget
Danger Stock: Vésztő
House of Cut One: Nyíregyháza
Saturdayplace: Szombathely
L-s: Elek
sent by Major István Bence, class 10. D

TEACHER: How do you like doing your homework?
PUPIL: I like doing nothing better.

PUPIL: Teacher, is there life after death?
TEACHER: Why do you ask?
PUPIL: I may need the extra time to finish all this homework you gave us.
I always said my dog had eaten my homework and no one believed me until last week
when my dog graduated from Harvard.
sent by Kovács Gellért, class 12. B

Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I'm beautiful" , which tense is it?
Student: Obviously, it's the past tense.

 



 

2011-2012

NEWS


- Congratulations to Czeglédi László, class 12. D, who has  been awarded with IZABELLA DÍJ on his outstanding performance in the English studies during the secondary school years.

- "GOOD PRONUNCIATION" competition in Bugát on 21st February 2012
Our school was represented by Szabó Dániel, class 10.D, Vasvári Virgil, class 10. D and Kelemen András class 11. B. CONGRATULATIONS to them on their excellent performances .

- Magyar Csaba and Kelemen Márk and Kelemen András, class 11. B  entered a competition organized by Magic House language school, Nyiregyháza. They had to write a letter of at least 300 words to Santa.
The prize is 1million Ft to be spent on a dream school trip.
Please vote on them. Check the details  on: www.magichouse.hu
If you want to read their letter to Santa click here.

- on 24th January  2012  ADGE show in Székesfehérvár: the Canterville Ghost. 40 Jáky students enjoyed the perfect performance.

- on 16th November 2011 at 14:30 Jáky English Internet Competition with 33 participants from the whole school .
Congratulations to everyone and especially to the most successful Jáky students .
First place:  Czeglédi László 12D and Kelemen András 11B
Second place : Sitkei Ádám 12D
For the Internet English questions click here !

- with the title What I'm interested in......... make a poster of your hobbies, free time activities, interests ........
Write about 5000 characters and illustrate your project with pictures.
deadline: 15th December 2011

-   Egyed Dani, Kelemen Andris and Kelemen Márk, class 11. B describe their experience in making the film Asterix and Obelix, God Save Britannia.
For the story and pictures click here.

- Gyakov Tamás, class 11.B talks about his favourite topic: Cars
For the story and pictures click here.

- Rozgonyi Áron, class 10. D is interested in an exciting topic in physics the CERN.
For the story and pictures click here.

- Sulák Márton, class 12. C made a poster on his hobbies: riding his motorbike and swimming.

 

2011-2012

JOKES


Make us laugh
Send us your favourite jokes with your name and class: Click here!

Joke of the week
A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"
The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Two years," says the man.
"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink.
The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."

Two balloons were floating across the desert.
One balloon said to the other:
"Look out for the cactussssssssssss !"

 



2010-2011

NEWS


- in May 2011 Chorley and Székesfehérvár celebrate the 20th anniversary of their cooperation. Students were called for a Competition of translating the following English poems into Hungarian.
From our school SZABÓ DANI, class 9. D took the 3rd place in it.
Dani, Congratulations ! Dani's translation

 

1.      There was a young lady named Kite
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She left home one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.

2.      An exceedingly fat friend of mine,
When asked at what hour he'd dine,
Replied, "At eleven,
At three, five, and seven,
And eight and a quarter past nine.

3.      There once was a fly on the wall
I wonder why didn't it fall
Because its feet stuck
Or was it just luck
Or does gravity miss things so small?

4.      The incredible Wizard of Oz
Retired from his business becoz
due to up-to-date science,
To most of his clients,
He wasn't the Wizard he woz.

5.      A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,
Really liked playing with fire.
One night in the dark
He swam with a shark,
And his voice is now two octaves higher.
1. A fiatal Kate
Gyorsabb mint a fény
Elhagyta az otthonát
Messze ment a csillaglány
Repkedett 1 éjjen át.

2. Drága dagi barátom,
Még ma hányszor vacsorázol?
Felelte ő : tizenegykor
Háromkor és ötkor, hétkor
Nyolckor meg még negyed tízkor.

3.Egyszer volt egy légy a falon,
Hogyan tapadt oda vajon?
Beakadt a lába?
Mázlista a drága,
Vonzza a föld „máma”.

4. Óz a nagy varázsló,
Nyugdíjba ment mától,
Üldözte a modern világ,
Minden társa oda kiált,
Te vagy nekünk a nagy király.

5. A macsó Dwyer, aki úszott.
Noha mindig a tűzzel játszott,
Sötét éjjel tengeren
Jó nagy cápa lett a társa,
Felléphetne az operában.

-on 14th April 2011 83 students from the whole school, 28 from Jáky saw George Bernard Shaw's PYGMALION performed by ADG Europe in English. Next time you should join us if you want to improve your language skills by listening to native speakers of English.
For study materials click here !

- If you are thinking of taking an English or German language exam, you should come to Jáky on 6th April 2011 at 14:30 to get a line on EURO EXAMS .
- on 29th March 2011 30 students from the whole school and 13 from Jáky took part in the JÁKY English INTERNET COMPETITION .
Congratulations to every participant !
The best students from Jáky:
2nd place Skutai Gergő 12. D
4th place Joó Ádám  13. D
6th place Nemes Dániel 13. D
For the Internet English questions click here !

- CONGRATULATIONS to KELEMEN ANDRÁS, class 10.B, who won  the "NICE PRONUNCIATION " competition  /category  9-10/organized by Bugát on 22nd March.

- READ and WIN an iPOD NANO
Click here!


- JÁKYS ALL OVER THE WORLD - JÁKYSOK A NAGYVILÁGBAN
Interviews with worldwide successful Jáky students:
László Bakos, Tamás Bodri, Krisztián Kelner, Matthew Hodgdon, Bence Sárkány


- 11th November 2010 English language theatre in Szentendre
85 students from Belvárosi Secondary School - including 27 students from Jáky- attended the performance One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey, performed in English by the Germany based American Drama Group Europe.
Our school is a regular visitor to ADGE shows and this was the 5th play we had seen.
More about the theatre on: http://www.adg-europe.com/
Click here for more pictures!



JOKES
Make us laugh

Send us your favourite jokes with your name and class: Click here!



"One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office.
When I walked through the main entrance, I noticed a woman, curlers in her hair, wearing pajamas.
"Why are you dressed like that?" I asked her.
"I told my son," she explained, "that if he ever did anything to embarrass me, I would embarrass him back. He was caught cutting school. So now I've come to spend the day with him!"
sent by Markovits Viktor class 11. C

A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"
God says "No, ask me anything at all."
So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time,
so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"
God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."
The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you,
how much is a million dollars?"
God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."
The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me
five cents please?"
God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son.
Just wait five minutes!"
sent by Tóth Eduárd class 11. C

Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
That's the proper place to wash vegetables.   :))))
sent by Tóth Eduárd class 11. C

- The patient says, "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."
The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
sent by Mészáros Krisztián class 11. C

- The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
The doctor says, "Next, please."
sent by Mészáros Krisztián class 11. C

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
sent by Klotz Zoli class 11.C

Sam: Would you punish me for something I haven't done?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Sam: Good, because I haven't done my homework.
sent by Horváth Jocó class 11. C

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces,
"If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks,
"Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
sent by Horváth Jocó class 11. C


. - A Scotsman, who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman.
The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky.
The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."

- Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
- If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.
sent by Podhorszi Márk 14 B.

- If vegetarians eat vegetable,
what do humanitarians eat???

- A man put an advertisement in a newspaper: "Wife wanted".
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

 
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